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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. - Thomas Jefferson

Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

If Moses had been paid newspaper rates for the Ten Commandments, he might have written the Two Thousand Commandments. - Isaac B. Singer

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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