A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores



Husband: “My dear, what can I help you with?”
Wife: “Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and
put them in the cook pot.”

Husband helps out with kitchen chores - peeling potatoes

The art of peeling potatoes didn’t appeal to Henry

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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