A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores



Husband: “My dear, what can I help you with?”
Wife: “Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and
put them in the cook pot.”

Husband helps out with kitchen chores - peeling potatoes

The art of peeling potatoes didn’t appeal to Henry

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One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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15-Oct-2018