A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores



Husband: “My dear, what can I help you with?”
Wife: “Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and
put them in the cook pot.”

Husband helps out with kitchen chores - peeling potatoes

The art of peeling potatoes didn’t appeal to Henry

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Oh graytin potatoes - Archie Bunker

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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24-Sep-2017