A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores



Husband: “My dear, what can I help you with?”
Wife: “Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and
put them in the cook pot.”

Husband helps out with kitchen chores - peeling potatoes

The art of peeling potatoes didn’t appeal to Henry

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The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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