A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores



Husband: “My dear, what can I help you with?”
Wife: “Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and
put them in the cook pot.”

Husband helps out with kitchen chores - peeling potatoes

The art of peeling potatoes didn’t appeal to Henry

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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Do you Edith....take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband? - Archie Bunker

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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26-Apr-2018