A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores



Husband: “My dear, what can I help you with?”
Wife: “Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and
put them in the cook pot.”

Husband helps out with kitchen chores - peeling potatoes

The art of peeling potatoes didn’t appeal to Henry

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Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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18-Nov-2017