A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores



Husband: “My dear, what can I help you with?”
Wife: “Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and
put them in the cook pot.”

Husband helps out with kitchen chores - peeling potatoes

The art of peeling potatoes didn’t appeal to Henry

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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