A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores



Husband: “My dear, what can I help you with?”
Wife: “Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and
put them in the cook pot.”

Husband helps out with kitchen chores - peeling potatoes

The art of peeling potatoes didn’t appeal to Henry

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The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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19-Jan-2018