A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores



Husband: “My dear, what can I help you with?”
Wife: “Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and
put them in the cook pot.”

Husband helps out with kitchen chores - peeling potatoes

The art of peeling potatoes didn’t appeal to Henry

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Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack


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