Christmas Double Shift

You know the economy is bad when even the big guy has to work two jobs



Christmas Double Shift for Santa

Working overtime on Christmas Day to pay the bills

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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