Christmas Double Shift

You know the economy is bad when even the big guy has to work two jobs



Christmas Double Shift for Santa

Working overtime on Christmas Day to pay the bills

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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23-Jul-2017