Christmas Double Shift

You know the economy is bad when even the big guy has to work two jobs



Christmas Double Shift for Santa

Working overtime on Christmas Day to pay the bills

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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19-Sep-2017