Christmas Double Shift

You know the economy is bad when even the big guy has to work two jobs



Christmas Double Shift for Santa

Working overtime on Christmas Day to pay the bills

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Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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24-Nov-2017