Christmas Double Shift

You know the economy is bad when even the big guy has to work two jobs



Christmas Double Shift for Santa

Working overtime on Christmas Day to pay the bills

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


see also   Christmas  Section

 

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Grizzly Bear Chair

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Pilot Prop Job

Stand Up Comedian

Nosey Bird

Stealth Fighter

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Beginner's Billiards

Octostump

Trail Closed

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Trudeau Flagpole

Headset Warning

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Tractor Pull

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21-Feb-2018