Christmas Double Shift

You know the economy is bad when even the big guy has to work two jobs



Christmas Double Shift for Santa

Working overtime on Christmas Day to pay the bills

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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22-Apr-2018