Fossilized Sid

Remains of the Ice Age’s Continental Drift



Fossilized Ice Age Sid

Sid Shuffle - the coolest dance craze sweeping the globe,
carved in wood one more final time

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce


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