Fossilized Sid

Remains of the Ice Age’s Continental Drift



Fossilized Ice Age Sid

Sid Shuffle - the coolest dance craze sweeping the globe,
carved in wood one more final time

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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