Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it’s tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season



There is no Santa - Hockey Players Are Mean

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

And I mean this very sinseriously. - Archie Bunker

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. - Ronnie Barker

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before. - Bonnie Blair

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx


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21-Sep-2018