Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it’s tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season



There is no Santa - Hockey Players Are Mean

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

There are tones of voices that mean more than words. - Robert Frost

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? - George Carlin

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

This is not a story of donors being mean. This is a story of a failed system. - Paul Harvey

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Virus: a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine." - Unknown

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them. - Karen E. Quinones Miller

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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19-Oct-2017