Hockey Players Are Mean

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There is no Santa - Hockey Players Are Mean

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. - Harry S Truman

Sometimes they write what I say, not what I mean. - Pedro Guerrero

There are tones of voices that mean more than words. - Robert Frost

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

This is not a story of donors being mean. This is a story of a failed system. - Paul Harvey

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Virus: a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine." - Unknown

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them. - Karen E. Quinones Miller

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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14-Nov-2018