Hockey Players Are Mean

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There is no Santa - Hockey Players Are Mean

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. - Harry S Truman

There are tones of voices that mean more than words. - Robert Frost

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. - Ronnie Barker

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them. - Karen E. Quinones Miller

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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16-Dec-2017