Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it’s tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season



There is no Santa - Hockey Players Are Mean

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. - Harry S Truman

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Virus: a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine." - Unknown

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. - Ronnie Barker

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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