Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it’s tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season



There is no Santa - Hockey Players Are Mean

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them. - Karen E. Quinones Miller

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux


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23-Jul-2018