Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it’s tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season



There is no Santa - Hockey Players Are Mean

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. - Harry S Truman

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. - Ronnie Barker

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt


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