Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it’s tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season



There is no Santa - Hockey Players Are Mean

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. - Harry S Truman

There are tones of voices that mean more than words. - Robert Frost

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them. - Karen E. Quinones Miller

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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25-May-2018