Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it’s tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season



There is no Santa - Hockey Players Are Mean

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

And I mean this very sinseriously. - Archie Bunker

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

This is not a story of donors being mean. This is a story of a failed system. - Paul Harvey

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. - Ronnie Barker

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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22-Aug-2017