Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it’s tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season



There is no Santa - Hockey Players Are Mean

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

And I mean this very sinseriously. - Archie Bunker

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

This is not a story of donors being mean. This is a story of a failed system. - Paul Harvey

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Virus: a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine." - Unknown

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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