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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

There have been 11 copies of The Apprentice and every one of them has failed. - Donald Trump

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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12-Dec-2017