![]() Electrical apprentice job training reaches new heights Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown see also Cat & Lightbulb Sections |
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