New Year’s Stag Party

All of Bubba’s friends looked forward to New Years



New Year's Stag Party

Celebrating the New Year at a Redneck Duck Dynasty-approved house

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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