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Why Christmas Eve is special for pets





Waiting for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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Christmas Balls
Christmas Budget
Christmas Dinner Made Easy
Christmas Fireplace Tip
Christmas Light Installation
Christmas Pencil Sharpener
Christmas Possessions To Enter Heaven
Forget The Present
Gingerbread Star Wars Walker
Heathen’s Greetings
Jingle Cats’ White Christmas
Merry House
Office Party Grinch
Recession Christmas Tree
Redneck Christmas Sleigh
Saskatchewan Entrepreneur
Save Santa The Trip
Signs of Christmas Everywhere
Texas Hood Ornament
Three Wise Men
Three Wise Women
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21-Sep-2018