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Why Christmas Eve is special for pets





Waiting for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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12-Dec-2018