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A kid’s view of Silence of the Lambs

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All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Jones

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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