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A kid’s view of Silence of the Lambs

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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