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A kid’s view of Silence of the Lambs

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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22-Oct-2017