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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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