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A kid’s view of Silence of the Lambs

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Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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21-Feb-2018