Canadian Nativity Scene

Nativity scenes for hockey homes



Canadian Hockey Nativity Scene

To be a proper miracle, Jesus should be in a Maple Leafs jersey!

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard


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19-Oct-2017