Canadian Nativity Scene

Nativity scenes for hockey homes

Canadian Hockey Nativity Scene

To be a proper miracle, Jesus should be in a Maple Leafs jersey!

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

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