Canadian Nativity Scene

Nativity scenes for hockey homes



Canadian Hockey Nativity Scene

To be a proper miracle, Jesus should be in a Maple Leafs jersey!

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


Canine Nativity Scene
Child’s Nativity Scene
Redneck Nativity Scene
Shepherd Nativity Scene
The Very First King Size Bed
Wiener Nativity Scene

 

In Deep Water

Travel Mints

Kelpies

Late Lecture

Throne Games

Madeleine Albright

Walkies

Kona Lisa

Ice Cream Clouds

BrickManship

Fire Distinguisher

Escapism

Skywalking

Wine Karaoke

An Apple A Day

Horn Blower

Grass Walker

Leave My Drink Alone

Lineup For Dinner

Ruined Bacon
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22-Jul-2018