Canadian Nativity Scene

Nativity scenes for hockey homes



Canadian Hockey Nativity Scene

To be a proper miracle, Jesus should be in a Maple Leafs jersey!

QuotaBills
Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


Canine Nativity Scene
Child’s Nativity Scene
Redneck Nativity Scene
Shepherd Nativity Scene
The Very First King Size Bed
Wiener Nativity Scene

 

Soccer Ball Building

Redneck Foosball

Her Majesty's Service

Hand Art

Iron Deposit

Too Soon

Government Cutbacks

Abby's Wild Eyes

Redneck Gas Cap

Footlympics

How To Burn Calories

Grad Hands

2fer Sudoku Puzzles A

Eye Testing In Progress

PMS

Long Reach Shower TP

Redneck Muscles

Tree Awning

Saskatchewan Cool

Ajay With Heron His Chest
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

22-Aug-2017