Hospital Help

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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13-Dec-2017