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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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18-Oct-2017