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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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21-Feb-2018