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Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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23-Aug-2017