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Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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