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Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield


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22-Apr-2018