Insomniac Christmas

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Insomniac Christmas

Insomnia (or sleeplessness) is a sleep disorder in which there is an
inability to fall asleep or to stay asleep as long as desired

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I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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18-Aug-2019