Boneless Inverted Pork

I wonder what they taste like when they’re not inverted...



Boneless Pork Rectums Inverted packaging label

Food  For Thought

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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25-Feb-2018