Boneless Inverted Pork

I wonder what they taste like when they’re not inverted...



Boneless Pork Rectums Inverted packaging label

Food  For Thought

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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15-Jul-2018