Joe’s Office

Paperwork never gets in the way of another GR8 inspiration





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Creative clutter is better than idle neatness. - Unknown

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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15-Dec-2017