Office Christmas Fireplace

Inspiration for a Christmas office party



Office Christmas Fireplace

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


Christmas  decoration in an  office  setting

 

Folding Bike

2fer Sudoku Puzzles G

Cyclist Port-A-Potty

Garden Gnome Soccer

March of the Penguins - Canadian Version

Lateral Thinking

Next Generation

Comfortable Chicken

Great White Socks

Secruity Parking Spot

Lead Sled Dog

Jaws Baby Feeder

Down Under Statue

Shark Graffiti

First Selfie

Samurai Sudoku Puzzles D

Moscow Beach

Hands On Tree

Bed Equalizer

Big Birthday Surprise
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21-Jul-2017