Race Car Wedding Dress

Taking a break from his BTCC winning streak

Colin Turkington cleans up his act before marrying Louise



Race Car Wedding Dress

BTCC - British Touring Car Championship
Colin Turkington drives a BMW, now racing as eBay Motors

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In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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26-Sep-2017