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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

That guy ain't been the same since he had that vasexomy. - Archie Bunker

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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23-Nov-2017