Atheist Nativity Scene

Epic battle around the manger



Epic nativity battle scene - 2 Tyrannosaurus Rev fight at a table saw

Manger scene silhouette dates back to prehistoric times

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I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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19-Aug-2018