Christmas Full Moon

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Common names of the full moons in each month, as per American folk lore

January - Wolf moon, Hunger moon, Old moon
February - Snow moon, Ice moon
March - Worm moon, Sap moon, Sugaring moon, Crow moon, Storm moon
April - Pink moon, Egg moon, Grass moon, Rain moon, Growing moon
May - Flower moon, Planting moon, Milk moon, Hare moon
June - Strawberry moon, Rose moon, Honey moon, Mead moon
July - Buck moon, Thunder moon, Deer moon, Hay moon
August - Sturgeon moon, Corn moon, Fruit moon, Barley moon
September - Harvest moon (moon nearest autumn equinox)
October - Hunter's moon (moon after Harvest moon), Bunky moon
November - Beaver moon, Frosty moon, Snow moon
December - Cold moon, Long Night moon, Winter moon


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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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24-Sep-2018