Christmas Travel Budget

The exact moment that Santa regretted last year’s budget cuts



Santa's Christmas Travel Budget

Toboggan stress on the mountain slopes

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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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20-Sep-2017