Christmas Travel Budget

The exact moment that Santa regretted last year’s budget cuts



Santa's Christmas Travel Budget

Toboggan stress on the mountain slopes

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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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