Christmas Travel Budget

The exact moment that Santa regretted last year’s budget cuts



Santa's Christmas Travel Budget

Toboggan stress on the mountain slopes

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A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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21-Jul-2017