Coffee Owl Painting

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Coffee Owl Paper Painting

My coffee got so cold, I made an owl with it

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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


see also   Owl  Section
Coffee Steps
Owl Get Around To It
Owl Have A Coffee
OwlKoal

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