Ella Vader

Darth Vader’s rarely photographed wife







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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Darth Vader

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack


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18-Jan-2019