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You exist only in what you do. - Federico Fellini

I exist as I am, that is enough. - Walt Whitman

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Facts do not exist, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Some fellows pay a compliment like they expect a receipt. - Kin Hubbard

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

When you cannot get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one. - Mark Twain

One hundred million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft. - Unknown

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute. - Thurgood Marshall

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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21-Feb-2018