Existential Parking

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You exist only in what you do. - Federico Fellini

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you cannot get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one. - Mark Twain

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it. - George Walsh

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. - Arnold Glasgow

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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18-Oct-2017