Existential Parking

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

It is inconceivable that anything should be existing. - Celia Green

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Some fellows pay a compliment like they expect a receipt. - Kin Hubbard

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it. - George Walsh

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. - Arnold Glasgow

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate. - Unknown

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. - Rene Descartes

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. - George Burns

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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22-Apr-2018