Existential Parking

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

I exist as I am, that is enough. - Walt Whitman

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

Some fellows pay a compliment like they expect a receipt. - Kin Hubbard

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

When you cannot get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one. - Mark Twain

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it. - George Walsh

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate. - Unknown

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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13-Dec-2017