Existential Parking

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You exist only in what you do. - Federico Fellini

I exist as I am, that is enough. - Walt Whitman

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you cannot get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one. - Mark Twain

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate. - Unknown

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. - Rene Descartes

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

It was even odds that the thing I was the most afraid of didn't actually exist at all. - Steven Kotler

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. - George Burns

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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