Existential Parking

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You exist only in what you do. - Federico Fellini

I exist as I am, that is enough. - Walt Whitman

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

It is inconceivable that anything should be existing. - Celia Green

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it. - George Walsh

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate. - Unknown

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. - Rene Descartes

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. - George Burns

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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