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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

I exist as I am, that is enough. - Walt Whitman

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Some fellows pay a compliment like they expect a receipt. - Kin Hubbard

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it. - George Walsh

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. - Arnold Glasgow

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute. - Thurgood Marshall

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

It was even odds that the thing I was the most afraid of didn't actually exist at all. - Steven Kotler

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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23-Jun-2018