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Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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21-Jul-2017