Leteracy Night

School of elementary language skills





Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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21-Apr-2019