Leteracy Night

School of elementary language skills





Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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22-Feb-2019