Santa Believer

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Do you believe in Santa Claus?

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Belief creates the actual fact. - William James

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

One person with a belief is equal to a force of ninety-nine who have only interests. - John Stuart Mill

The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome. - Jonathan Swift

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen. - Claude M. Bristol


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26-May-2018