Wiener Wars

Han So Low and Dach Vader star in Dog Wars sequel



Wiener Wars with Han So Low and Dach Vader

Star Wars is going to the dogs

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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19-Nov-2017