1940 English Golf Rules

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Golf Rules in England during World War II


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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

I never had a set of rules. Every situation is different. - Red Auerbach

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden


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