1940 English Golf Rules

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Golf Rules in England during World War II


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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

I never had a set of rules. Every situation is different. - Red Auerbach

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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