1940 English Golf Rules

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Golf Rules in England during World War II


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Rules and regulations and priororities. - Archie Bunker

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

I never had a set of rules. Every situation is different. - Red Auerbach

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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