1940 English Golf Rules

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Golf Rules in England during World War II


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I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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