1940 English Golf Rules

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Golf Rules in England during World War II


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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Rules and regulations and priororities. - Archie Bunker

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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