1940 English Golf Rules

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Golf Rules in England during World War II


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The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde


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