1940 English Golf Rules

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Golf Rules in England during World War II


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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde


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