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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


see also   Tombstone  Section
Kayak Funeral
Redneck Funeral
Redneck Hearse
Scooter Hearse
Snowman Funeral
Sole Casket

 

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