Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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18-Feb-2018