Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


see also   Mechanical  &  Work  Sections
Bilingual Fine Print
Canadian Border Patrol
Caution - Struggling Workers
City Work Crew’s Slow Day
Lunch Break
Lunch Break on a Hot Day
Management Team - Leading by Example
Men At Work
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17-Jun-2019