Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay


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21-May-2018