Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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18-Apr-2019