Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


see also   Mechanical  &  Work  Sections
Bilingual Fine Print
Canadian Border Patrol
Caution - Struggling Workers
City Work Crew’s Slow Day
Lunch Break
Lunch Break on a Hot Day
Management Team - Leading by Example
Men At Work
Mexican Recliners
Tire-d Workers
Work Siesta

 

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22-Oct-2019