Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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Management Team - Leading by Example
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