Canuckistan

How to lay fresh green sod in the arctic north



In the only officially bilingual city, Moncton,
in the only officially bilingual province, New Brunswick,
in this officially bilingual country, Canuckistan,
city workers were instructed to lay fresh green sod,
after removing a layer of unilingual snow and ice, on December 9th, 2016

Only in New Brunswick would city workers lay sod in December

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay


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Canadian Border Patrol
Caution - Struggling Workers
City Work Crew’s Slow Day
Lunch Break
Lunch Break on a Hot Day
Management Team - Leading by Example
Men At Work
Mexican Recliners
Tire-d Workers
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23-Nov-2017