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Irish Whiskey Advent Calendar

Irish whiskey is whiskey made on the island of Ireland. The word “whiskey” is an Anglicisation of uisce beatha or uisge beatha, a phrase from the Goidelic branch of languages (Irish, Scottish Gaelic and Manx) meaning “water of life”.

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Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Yes, I am an Irish lass through and through. - Erin Andrews

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it? - Carroll O'Connor

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

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Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me. - Colin Farrell

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron


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