Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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