Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. - Roald Dahl

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

To be a champ, you have to believe in yourself when nobody else will. - Sugar Ray Robinson

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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10-Dec-2018