Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator. - Richard Branson

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets


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22-May-2019