Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. - Roald Dahl

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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18-Jun-2018