Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

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