Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. - Roald Dahl

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator. - Richard Branson

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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23-Jul-2017