Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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22-Oct-2019