Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Miracles happen to those who believe in them. - Unknown

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true. - A.A. Milne

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille


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15-Dec-2017