Job Interview With God

George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates

After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

God asks Bush, “What do you believe in”?
Bush replies, “I believe in a free economy, a strong America, The American nation and so on ...”
God is impressed by Bush and tells him, “Great, come sit in the chair on my right.”

God goes to Obama and asks, “What do you believe in?”
Obama replies, “I believe in democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc. .... ”
God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, “Well done, come sit in the chair on my left.”

Finally, God asks Trump, “What do you believe in?”
Trump replied, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”



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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. - Roald Dahl

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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22-Sep-2018