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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something. - Henry Ford

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. - Freya Stark

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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18-Aug-2019