Bruise Lee: inept martial-arts student
Splint Eastwood: respected osteopath
Merlyn Streep: professional magician
Sean Cannery: manager, fish-packing plant
Bette Fiddler: skilled symphony musician
Marlon Brandy: maker of fine liqueurs
Jackie Masonry: journeyman bricklayer
Draw Barrymore: portrait artist
Leonard di Cappuccino: founder, coffe-shop chain
see also
Celebrity Section
 I Can Still Kiss You |
 Church Dinner |
 59 Chev Boat |
 Urgent World War I Message |
 An Iceberg Floated Into Town |
 Walk Sign Timing |
 Family Hands |
 Chocolate Bed |
 Crocodile Floor |
 Texas 911 |
 Walk Sign Ending |
 Mower Handle Extender |
 Dentist Waiting Room |
 Ice Bell |
 Reptile Ride |
 Morning Inspiration |
 Fatal Text Message |
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