Bruise Lee: inept martial-arts student
Splint Eastwood: respected osteopath
Merlyn Streep: professional magician
Sean Cannery: manager, fish-packing plant
Bette Fiddler: skilled symphony musician
Marlon Brandy: maker of fine liqueurs
Jackie Masonry: journeyman bricklayer
Draw Barrymore: portrait artist
Leonard di Cappuccino: founder, coffe-shop chain
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