Children
1. You spend
the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16
telling them to sit down and shut-up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.
3. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway
before it has stopped snowing.
4. There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it."
5. Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.
6. I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for
me.
7. Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach
them good manners.
8. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you
shouldn't have said.
9. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are
children more awful than your own.
10. We child proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting IN!
11. Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home.