Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass, should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucius says, “Man who cooks corn and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.”
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott
Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas
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