Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass, should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucius says, “Man who cooks corn and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.”
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx
Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham
You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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