Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass, should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucius says, “Man who cooks corn and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.”
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. - Groucho Marx
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham
The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger
The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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