Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass, should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Confucius says, “Man who cooks corn and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.”
Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle
Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown
One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert
Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham
A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham
All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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