Clinton Not President Anymore
A man goes to
the White House and asks to see President Clinton. The Marine on duty tells the guy that
Clinton isn't President anymore and to please leave. The man goes away.
The next day the man comes back to the White House and asks to see President Clinton. The
Marine on duty again tells him that Clinton is not President anymore and to please go
away. The man goes away.
The next day, he comes back again, and again the same Marine is on duty.
The man asks to see President Clinton, and the Marine, his patience worn out, says,
"WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE ASKING FOR HIM? CLINTON IS NOT PRESIDENT
ANYMORE!!!"
The man smiles and says, "I know, I just like hearing it."