Dog Riddles
Q: What do
you call a great dog detective?
A: Sherlock Bones
Q: Where should you never take a dog?
A: To a flea market
Q: What type of art does a dog like to practice on glass?
A: Nose printing.
Q: Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
A: Because he kept seeing spots.
Q: How does a dog stop a VCR?
A: He presses the "paws" button.