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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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22-Aug-2019