Mud Bath Cure
A man goes
into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and
says,
“I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows
you another 6 weeks to live.”
“But Doctor,” Bill replied,
“I feel
great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there
anything I can do?”
After a moment the doctor said,
“Well, you
might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath
every day.”
Excitedly Bill asked,
“And that
will cure me?”
“No,” replied the doctor,
“but it will
get you used to the dirt.”