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We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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23-May-2019