Redneck Humour
Customer service at a Kentucky hotel

Q: Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
A: She can’t touch it till she’s fourteen.

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The Georgia 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
“Where do you live?” asked the operator.
Bubba replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.”
The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, “How ’bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?”

Q: How do you know when you’re staying in a Kentucky hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say “I’ve gotta leak in my sink,” and the person at the front desk says, “go ahead.”

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools

Q: Missouri State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, “Got any ID?”
A: The driver says, “Bout what?”

Q: What’s the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
A: I-40.

Q: Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 more?
A: Cuz 17 and under not admitted.


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17-Feb-2019