Wet Jogger
A woman was
having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in
bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the
driveway. "Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover.
"And jump out the window. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the
window!" came the strangled reply beneath the sheets, "It's raining out
there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's
got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your
problems". So the boyfriend scoots out of bed quick smart, grabs his clothes and
jumps out the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run
right into the middle of the town's annual marathon. So he started running along beside
the others - about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he
tried to "blend in" as best he could. It wasn't that effective! After a little
while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged
closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes" he replied,
gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin
while you're running."
Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you
under your arm?" "Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way
I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you always wear a
condom when you run?"
"Only if it's raining."