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Blonde’s 710 Cover
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A blonde walked into a Lordco auto accessory parts store asking
for a “710 cover” for her car engine. The man at the
counter looked puzzled and told her he had never heard of a
710 cover. She explained that her car had always had one since new,
but she noticed it was gone after the last servicing.

After spending an hour checking everything in the parts catalogue
and consulting several other staff members, one of the service
agents asked her if she could draw a 710 cover.

She held up her hands and made a circle about 2 1/2 inches.
He still didn’t understand and patiently asked her to draw
a picture for him (by that time there were several employees
watching the proceedings).

The woman drew a circle (with an edge like a flower) and wrote
710 inside the circle… All the employees started to laugh -
why did they laugh?




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