Alien Smuggling

How’s Your Claustrophobia?


A U.S. Customs Primary Inspector at a Canada - U.S. border crossing
asked the driver of this Suburban for vehicle registration. Suddenly, a
hand came out of the glove compartment, producing the requested
document which the driver showed the Inspector.







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The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy


see also   Police  &  Security  Sections
Alien Pastry
Border Agent Alert
Border Patrol At Its Finest
Border Smuggler
Borderline Stupidity
Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs
Hay For Sale
Nobody Is Above Suspicion At Customs
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26-Sep-2017