Lottery Winners
An accountant
from B.C. and a farmer from Saskatchewan have just won $500,000 each in the 649 Lottery. A
reporter from a Saskatchewan newspaper interviews them and asks each man in turn what he
will do with his windfall.
The accountant states,
“I know what I'll do. I plan to buy a new car and invest the
remainder in stocks, mutual funds and bonds.”
The farmer replies,
“I don't
know what I'll do. I think I'll just keep on farming until it's all gone.”