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Lottery Winners

An accountant from B.C. and a farmer from Saskatchewan have just won $500,000 each in the 649 Lottery. A reporter from a Saskatchewan newspaper interviews them and asks each man in turn what he will do with his windfall.

The accountant states,
I know what I'll do. I plan to buy a new car and invest the remainder in stocks, mutual funds and bonds.

The farmer replies,
I don't know what I'll do. I think I'll just keep on farming until it's all gone.