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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the middle of the stream and dam it up. - Donald Rumsfeld

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


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