New Zealand Prepares For War

Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard