![]() Salivation Army - Archie Bunker An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard see also Army, Military & Nationality Sections |
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