Redneck Olympics - Freestyle Mudding

Bubba puts his best front forward



Freestyle Mudding Redneck Olympics

How Olympic dreams start in Alabama

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He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful. - e e cummings

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. - Red Skelton

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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26-May-2018