Mabel and Claude, both 92, lived in a senior citizen's residence. They met in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Mabel out for dinner and she accepted. They had a lovely evening. Afterwards, Claude asked Mabel to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink.

Things continued along a natural course and, age being no inhibitor, Mabel soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the feathers. As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.

Claude was thinking: “If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle.”

Mabel was thinking: “If I'd known he could still get it up, I'd have taken off my pantyhose.”